1 00:00:08,474 --> 00:00:13,476 Ha ha! Nacho earrings! I'm hilarious! 2 00:00:13,557 --> 00:00:14,791 That's debatable. 3 00:00:14,825 --> 00:00:17,393 Aw, come on. What's with all this traffic? 4 00:00:17,428 --> 00:00:18,661 And why is it all... 5 00:00:18,696 --> 00:00:20,663 Covered wagons?! 6 00:00:20,731 --> 00:00:22,398 Oh, no! 7 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:23,499 No! No! 8 00:00:25,569 --> 00:00:28,404 Not today! Not today! 9 00:00:28,439 --> 00:00:30,573 Oh, heavens! Goodness! 10 00:00:32,776 --> 00:00:34,577 Grunkle Stan, what's going on? 11 00:00:34,612 --> 00:00:38,381 We gotta get out of here... before it's too late! 12 00:00:38,415 --> 00:00:41,384 They've circled the wagons! We're trapped! 13 00:00:41,418 --> 00:00:43,786 No!!! 14 00:00:45,656 --> 00:00:48,658 I got a good feeling about today. 15 00:00:48,692 --> 00:00:51,594 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells 00:04:10,824 Northwest. 74 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:13,594 We're perfect. 75 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,496 Hey, you okay? 76 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:18,599 I need some old-timey butterscotch. 77 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,568 Let's get out of here. 78 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:26,407 Hey, there. 79 00:04:26,441 --> 00:04:28,776 Donkey boy. Give me a hand with my car, huh? 80 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,880 Here in 1863 I have never heard tell of a... car. 81 00:04:32,914 --> 00:04:35,849 Pray tell, what is this magic wheel box? 82 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,752 Ach! Come on, Steve, you're a mechanic, for Pete's sake. 83 00:04:38,787 --> 00:04:40,487 Cut me some slack! 84 00:04:40,522 --> 00:04:44,625 "Slack." I am unfamiliar with this bold new expression. 85 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,826 I can't take this anymore! 86 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:47,828 I'm getting dumber every second I'm here! 87 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:50,464 Are we gonna have to intervene here? 88 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,833 Oh, look... The constable. 89 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:55,869 What are you gonna do, throw me in "ye stocks"? 90 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,771 Ha ha ha ha! 91 00:04:57,806 --> 00:04:59,607 Aw, come on! 92 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,644 Hey, nice outfit, Gideon. 93 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,813 You actually look less girly than usual. 94 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,481 Aha ha ha ha ha! 95 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,584 Why, Stanford, I'm just a humble tomato farmer 96 00:05:10,619 --> 00:05:11,852 sellin' his wares. 97 00:05:11,886 --> 00:05:14,521 Whoops! I dropped one! 98 00:05:14,556 --> 00:05:16,457 Aah! Whoops! 99 00:05:16,491 --> 00:05:18,626 I dropped another one. 100 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,761 Arghh!! 101 00:05:20,795 --> 00:05:23,697 Pioneer day!!! 102 00:05:28,436 --> 00:05:30,571 Dipper, can I ask you something? 103 00:05:30,605 --> 00:05:32,873 Do you think I'm... Silly? 104 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:35,509 Uh, noooo. 105 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,478 Ohh! I knew it! 106 00:05:37,512 --> 00:05:39,580 The nacho earrings, the sweater... 107 00:05:39,614 --> 00:05:40,881 I thought I was being charming, 108 00:05:40,915 --> 00:05:43,751 but I guess people see me as a big joke. 109 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:48,656 Come on, Mabel. You love that sweater. 110 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,492 I did before Pacifica ruined it for me. 111 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:52,726 She ruins everything. 112 00:05:52,761 --> 00:05:54,862 Pacifica! 113 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,564 Why Doe she think that being related to the town founder 114 00:05:57,599 --> 00:05:59,466 means she gets to treat everyone like garbage? 115 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:00,834 Someone needs to take her down a peg. 116 00:06:00,869 --> 00:06:03,604 Wait a minute! I feel like I read something 117 00:06:03,638 --> 00:06:05,739 about Pacifica's great-great-grandfather before. 118 00:06:05,774 --> 00:06:08,709 Of course! Oh, this is perfect. 119 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,445 "In my investigations..." 120 00:06:11,479 --> 00:06:12,613 Should I do the voice? 121 00:06:12,647 --> 00:06:14,581 Unh-unh. I'll just read normal. 122 00:06:14,616 --> 00:06:17,751 "In my investigations I recently made a discovery. 123 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:21,522 "Nathaniel Northwest may not be the founder of Gravity Falls. 124 00:06:21,556 --> 00:06:23,590 "I believe the proof of this secret is buried 125 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:26,527 "somewhere on the enclosed document. 126 00:06:26,561 --> 00:06:28,829 If only I could crack the code." 127 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,768 Oh, man! If this cover-up is true, 128 00:06:34,803 --> 00:06:37,438 it means Pacifica's whole family is a fraud! 129 00:06:37,472 --> 00:06:38,739 This could be a major conspiracy! 130 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,475 Really? I gotta investigate this! 131 00:06:41,509 --> 00:06:43,477 Wait. I'm coming with you. 132 00:06:43,511 --> 00:06:45,813 Conspiracies are serious, right? Oh, yeah, definitely. 133 00:06:45,847 --> 00:06:47,681 Well, if I help you crack this code, 134 00:06:47,716 --> 00:06:49,650 nobody could ever call me silly again! 135 00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:51,618 Yeah! Mystery twins? 136 00:06:51,653 --> 00:06:52,853 I thought you hated that. 137 00:06:52,887 --> 00:06:54,688 I'm starting to accept it. 138 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,696 This is sheriff blubs. We've got a code sepia. 139 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:05,399 What?! And what are you doing about it? 140 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:06,600 I'm following them right now. 141 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,503 Find them and stop them. There's no room for error. 142 00:07:09,537 --> 00:07:11,772 I understand. Blubs out. 143 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:14,408 Deputy durland, maintaining this cover-up 144 00:07:14,442 --> 00:07:17,478 is the mission we've been training for our entire careers. 145 00:07:17,512 --> 00:07:19,580 Are you ready? Whoo! 146 00:07:19,614 --> 00:07:22,816 If being delightful was a crime, you'd be breaking the law. 147 00:07:22,851 --> 00:07:24,585 Let's go get 'em! 148 00:07:24,619 --> 00:07:26,520 Whoo! Ha ha ha ha! 149 00:07:31,526 --> 00:07:33,594 Den days, from telling stories piaround the fire. Enance 150 00:07:33,628 --> 00:07:35,462 so let's eat some books, children. 151 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:37,498 Go ahead, eat the books! 152 00:07:40,568 --> 00:07:43,270 All right, Mabel. If we can prove that Nathaniel Northwest 153 00:07:43,304 --> 00:07:45,272 wasn't the real founder of Gravity Falls, 154 00:07:45,306 --> 00:07:47,274 it'll finally put Pacifica in her place. 155 00:07:47,308 --> 00:07:49,576 And solving a mystery will prove that I'm not silly, 156 00:07:49,611 --> 00:07:51,345 I'm serious! 157 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,616 Seriousss... 158 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:58,185 We just need to crack this code. 159 00:07:58,219 --> 00:08:00,220 Let me see... 160 00:08:00,255 --> 00:08:02,189 It's not Egyptian, 161 00:08:02,223 --> 00:08:04,191 it's not numerology, 162 00:08:04,225 --> 00:08:06,193 it's not... wait! Of course! 163 00:08:06,227 --> 00:08:09,096 The triangle is the alchemist's symbol for flame. 164 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:11,498 Lighting the parchment on fire will reveal the secret message! 165 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,234 It's so obvious! 166 00:08:14,269 --> 00:08:17,204 All right. Let's just light this sucker up and... 167 00:08:17,238 --> 00:08:20,274 Mabel! Mwop! I just made a hat! 168 00:08:20,308 --> 00:08:23,477 Achh! I just did something silly again! 169 00:08:23,511 --> 00:08:26,480 Wait. Mabel, you folded it into a map. 170 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:30,417 And I was gonna burn it. 171 00:08:30,451 --> 00:08:32,252 We were on the lookout for two kids 172 00:08:32,287 --> 00:08:33,520 who might be reading. 173 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,423 We're hunting 'em down for secret reasons. Whoo! 174 00:08:38,493 --> 00:08:40,260 Mrrrrp! 175 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:42,296 Maybe we should take this elsewhere. 176 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:46,266 This map should lead us to... 177 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:49,336 The Gravity Falls Museum of History. 178 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:51,171 You realize what this means, Mabel. 179 00:08:51,206 --> 00:08:53,574 We're gonna have to break in. 180 00:08:56,211 --> 00:08:58,579 And those are your free pioneer day passes 181 00:08:58,613 --> 00:09:01,515 and your balloons, blue and pink. 182 00:09:03,384 --> 00:09:04,418 We're in. 183 00:09:04,452 --> 00:09:07,087 What are we gonna do next? 184 00:09:07,121 --> 00:09:09,523 Steal Thomas Jefferson's rib cage? 185 00:09:09,557 --> 00:09:12,226 Ew. No. According to the map, 186 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:16,330 the next clue about the real town founder should be right... Here! 187 00:09:16,364 --> 00:09:18,398 We have to figure this one out quick. 188 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:22,135 I have a feeling those cops weren't at the library to check out books. 189 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,338 I don't think the one with the bell can read. 190 00:09:24,372 --> 00:09:26,173 So what is it, anyway? 191 00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:28,575 Hmm. Hmm. 192 00:09:31,412 --> 00:09:32,479 Hmm. 193 00:09:32,513 --> 00:09:35,415 Hey, painting. Be less stupid. 194 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,285 It worked! Huh? 195 00:09:41,256 --> 00:09:44,224 Wait! It's not abstract, it's upside-down! 196 00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:46,593 I think I've seen that statue in the cemetery. 197 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,228 Let's go! Quick! 198 00:09:48,263 --> 00:09:50,464 Ow ow ow! Ahh! Ow! Head rush. 199 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:52,566 I'm sorry, but we're all out of pink balloons. 200 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,235 Why did we even come? 201 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:57,137 Officer blubs. 202 00:09:57,171 --> 00:09:58,538 Blubs here. 203 00:09:58,573 --> 00:10:00,274 Have the targets been apprehended? 204 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,209 Negative. But we're close. 205 00:10:02,243 --> 00:10:05,312 I promise, those kids'll never get past us. 206 00:10:05,346 --> 00:10:06,546 Hey! Wait! 207 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,184 Dang it! 208 00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:13,587 For the last time, 209 00:10:13,621 --> 00:10:16,290 we are not going south for the winter! 210 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,592 Our home is here! 211 00:10:18,626 --> 00:10:20,494 You always say that! 212 00:10:21,629 --> 00:10:23,530 Come on... 213 00:10:23,564 --> 00:10:25,265 Come on. Aah! 214 00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:30,237 Well, if it isn't Mabel's uncle, Mr. Pines. 215 00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:32,172 Looking for this? Yeah, yeah. 216 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:33,273 What do you want, money? 217 00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:35,342 I want you to say that the Northwest family 218 00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:37,511 is the best family in Gravity Falls. 219 00:10:37,545 --> 00:10:40,380 Oh, sure. You want that in writing? 220 00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:42,316 Mm-hmm... 221 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,417 There we go. 222 00:10:44,619 --> 00:10:47,287 Ha! I did that with my mouth! 223 00:10:52,327 --> 00:10:53,660 Oh, come on! 224 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,495 Ah. 225 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:59,633 The statue must be pointing to the next clue. 226 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:03,203 Oh, cool! She's picking my nose! Ha ha! 227 00:11:03,237 --> 00:11:04,404 Ach. 228 00:11:06,474 --> 00:11:07,541 Mabel, look! 229 00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:11,278 Ha! Who's silly now, Pacifica? Bam! 230 00:11:11,312 --> 00:11:13,547 Ahh! Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay. 231 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:19,319 Now we're getting into real conspiracy mode. 232 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,389 I feel serious. 233 00:11:22,423 --> 00:11:23,590 Mmm. 234 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,328 Okay, look out for Booby traps. 235 00:11:28,363 --> 00:11:30,364 Ha! Booby traps. 236 00:11:34,535 --> 00:11:36,536 Tranquilizer darts! Aah! 237 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:52,185 It's a treasure trove of historic-y, secret-y things. 238 00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:56,189 Oh, man! 239 00:11:56,224 --> 00:11:58,625 Ben Franklin secretly was a woman. 240 00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:00,227 Hey, jackpot! 241 00:12:01,696 --> 00:12:04,331 Now we'll find out who the real town founder was. 242 00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:08,368 "Let it be here recorded that Nathaniel Northwest, 243 00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,237 "fabled founder of Gravity Falls, 244 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,339 "was, in fact, a fraud, 245 00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:15,609 as well as a waste-shoveling village idiot." 246 00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:17,344 Ha ha ha! 247 00:12:17,378 --> 00:12:20,313 Oh, bad news for Pacifica. 248 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,416 Wait'll the papers hear about this! 249 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,252 Once people see that I uncovered a historical conspiracy, 250 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,154 they cou never call me silly! 251 00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:29,156 "The true founder of Gravity Falls 252 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:32,392 was sir lord, Quentin Trembley, III, Esquire." 253 00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:34,461 Who's Quentin Trembley? 254 00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:36,363 That's none of your business! 255 00:12:37,498 --> 00:12:39,433 Whoo! We gotcha! 256 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,234 Whoo! Whoo... 257 00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:44,171 hmm... whoo-hoo... 258 00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:46,473 He got hit with quite a few of those darts. 259 00:12:51,112 --> 00:12:53,313 But Quentin Trembley's a matter ofyeah! Yeah... whoo... 260 00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:55,348 I think I might be colorblind now. 261 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,150 What do you mean, national security? 262 00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:59,219 And who is Quentin Trembley, anyway? 263 00:12:59,253 --> 00:13:01,054 See for yourself. 264 00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,769 Ahh, black and white?! 265 00:13:06,803 --> 00:13:08,537 Shh! Mabel. 266 00:13:08,572 --> 00:13:09,772 If you're watching this, 267 00:13:09,806 --> 00:13:12,508 then you are one of eight people in these United States 268 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,610 with clearance to view this information. 269 00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:19,415 In fact, I myself will be shot as soon as the filming is complete. 270 00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:22,351 What? No? Ha! Well, that's a relief! 271 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,486 Of all of America's secrets, 272 00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:26,755 the most embarrassing was that of Quentin Trembley. 273 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:30,326 The eighth-and-a-half president of the United States. 274 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,361 President?! Eighth-and-a-half?! 275 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:36,665 After winning the 1837 election in a landslide, 276 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,535 Quentin Trembley quickly gained a reputation 277 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,570 as America's silliest president. 278 00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:44,773 He waged war on pancakes, appointed six babies to the supreme court, 279 00:13:44,808 --> 00:13:47,743 and issued the de-pants-ipation proclamation. 280 00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:50,379 His state of the union speech was even worse. 281 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,514 The only thing we have to fear 282 00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:55,651 is gigantic, man-eating spiders! 283 00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:56,752 He was kicked out of office 284 00:13:56,786 --> 00:13:58,454 and escaped to an uncharted valley 285 00:13:58,488 --> 00:13:59,722 he named Gravity Falls, 286 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,590 after plummeting into it at high speed. 287 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,792 Trembley's shameful term was erased from history 288 00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:07,563 and officially replaced by William Henry Harrison as president 289 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:11,333 and local nobody as founder of Gravity Falls. 290 00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:14,403 The whereabouts of president Trembley's body are unknown. 291 00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,606 Until now. 292 00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:19,742 Whoa! 293 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,777 Is that, like, Amber or something? 294 00:14:21,811 --> 00:14:23,579 The fool thought he could live forever 295 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,715 by encasing himself in a block of solid peanut brittle. 296 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,784 Smooth move, Mr. President! 297 00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:32,321 Finding Trembley's body was our special mission. 298 00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:34,623 And now, thanks to you, it's complete. 299 00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:36,358 Who knew all we had to do 300 00:14:36,393 --> 00:14:39,461 was follow a little girl's trail of candy wrappers? 301 00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:41,530 Ohh, silly! 302 00:14:41,564 --> 00:14:43,399 Now that you know the truth, 303 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:46,402 well, we can't let you go around talkin' about it. 304 00:14:46,436 --> 00:14:48,370 Does that mean... are you gonna kill us?! 305 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:49,672 Oh, no! No, no. 306 00:14:49,706 --> 00:14:51,573 Calm down now, buddy, calm down. 307 00:14:51,608 --> 00:14:54,777 We're just gonna escort you and all this stuff back to Washington. 308 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,646 You ain't comin' back, by the way. 309 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,451 Whoo-hoo! We got fold-out beds! 310 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,487 Good thing I brought my book of spooky ghost stories! 311 00:15:05,522 --> 00:15:07,690 I brought rope for friendship bracelets! 312 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,360 Anyone there?! Help! 313 00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:13,295 Hey! Let us out! 314 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:17,332 Ohh. I can't believe I left a trail of candy wrappers. 315 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,401 This is all my fault. 316 00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:21,704 Pacifica had me pegged all along. 317 00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:23,505 I'm just a silly failure, 318 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:26,575 like that embarrassing president what's-his-name. 319 00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:33,582 Aaah! Aahh! 320 00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:35,784 It is I, Quentin Trembley. 321 00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:40,456 You're alive! But how? 322 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:44,426 Peanut brittle really does have life-sustaining properties! 323 00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:46,729 You're not silly, you're brilliant! 324 00:15:46,763 --> 00:15:49,398 And so are you, dear girl, 325 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:52,735 for following my clues and freeing me from my delicious tomb! 326 00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:56,371 He's right! Making maps into hats, hanging upside-down; 327 00:15:56,406 --> 00:15:57,706 Your silliness solved the code 328 00:15:57,741 --> 00:16:00,476 that serious cops couldn't crack in a hundred years! 329 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:01,810 Oh, stop it. 330 00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:03,712 By Jefferson! 331 00:16:03,747 --> 00:16:07,583 We seem to be trapped in some sort of crate-shaped box. 332 00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:09,685 It's a crate, Mr. President. 333 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,454 Good thing I have the president's key, 334 00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:15,457 which can open any lock in America. 335 00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:21,697 I don't think that's gonna work. 336 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,500 Wood! My age-old enemy. 337 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:25,701 In order to get out of here, 338 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,371 this is going to take the silliest plan ever conceived. 339 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,640 I think I know who can help you. 340 00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:34,443 Hmm. How about... 341 00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:36,378 That hole? 342 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,447 We will leap through it! 343 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,417 Almost. Almost there... Good... 344 00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:43,719 Keep pushing. 345 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,621 I'm not sure this is working. 346 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,756 Trust the silliness! 347 00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:50,359 Fiddlesticks! Keep going... 348 00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:53,595 Is that my third wife Sandy? 349 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,402 Well, we didn't fit through the hole. 350 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,671 Let's rebuild the box and try again. 351 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:04,406 We gotta get out of here! 352 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,607 Also good. 353 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,578 Blubs! 354 00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:16,752 Give me that! 355 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,464 There is... 356 00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,567 No escape! 357 00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:34,436 I gotta take a knee. 358 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,638 Are you okay? Can I get you anything? 359 00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:40,542 Edwin durland, you are a diamond in the rough. 360 00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:43,512 Sheriff blubs, do you really want to lock us all up 361 00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:45,514 in a government facility somewhere? 362 00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:46,682 I've got no choice! 363 00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:48,650 Our orders come from the very top! 364 00:17:48,685 --> 00:17:50,552 Wait! 365 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:53,589 Quentin, did you ever sign an official resignation? 366 00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:57,593 No, sir. I ate a salamander and jumped out the window. 367 00:17:57,627 --> 00:17:59,728 Then technically you're still legally 368 00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,331 the president of the United States, right? 369 00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:04,399 You've gotta answer this guy now! 370 00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:05,467 Huh? Huh? 371 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,337 As president of these several United States, 372 00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:11,673 I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened. 373 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,675 And go on a delightful vacation. 374 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:16,311 Ow! Yes. 375 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,512 Vacation? 376 00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:19,548 What place have you always wanted to visit? 377 00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:21,416 One, two... 378 00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:24,620 Silly water fun slides in grand lakes, Michigan! 379 00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:29,658 Bye-bye! Bye! 380 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:33,328 You've done a great service to your country, Mabel. 381 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,698 As thanks, I'd like to make you an official U.S. congressman. 382 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,602 I'm legalizing everything! 383 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,537 And roderick... Uh, actually... 384 00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:44,573 you, dear boy, are on your way to unlocking 385 00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,575 the mysteries of this great land, 386 00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:50,379 so I'd like you to have my president's key. 387 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:57,352 And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours. 388 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,521 George Washington was a jerk. 389 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,589 Agreed. 390 00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,492 Oh! 391 00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,394 Kick her off the team. 392 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,265 Hey, Pacifica! I uncovered a government conspiracy 393 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,668 about the eighth-and-a-half president of the United States! 394 00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:14,336 Who's silly now? 395 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,505 What? Who is that idiot? 396 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:19,274 Put up your Dukes, you bald fiend! 397 00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:21,677 The eighth-and-a-half president of America. 398 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:24,579 How is he still alive? 399 00:19:24,614 --> 00:19:27,549 Well, turns out you can hibernate in peanut brittle and it... 400 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,620 Ha ha ha! Wow! You really are a sad, dumb little girl. 401 00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:33,722 Nice top hat, by the way. 402 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,658 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Good one, daughter. 403 00:19:36,693 --> 00:19:39,561 Ooh! I see your car is stuck in the mud. 404 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,563 Enjoy walking home. 405 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,536 Aren't you gonna tell her about her ate-gray ampa-gray? 406 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:50,572 You know what, Dipper? I've got nothing to prove. 407 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,642 I've learned to see silly as awesome! 408 00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:57,746 Well, I haven't learned anything! 409 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,448 Hey, Pacifica! 410 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,685 Nathaniel Northwest didn't found Gravity Falls, 411 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,520 and your whole family is a sham. 412 00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:07,322 Deal with it! 413 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,727 What?! Mom!!! 414 00:20:11,761 --> 00:20:14,429 Man, revenge is underrated. 415 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,664 That felt awesome! 416 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,733 Children, I am needed elsewhere. 417 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,769 Just know that I'll always be right here... 418 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,805 On the negative twelve dollar bill. 419 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,674 Whoa. 420 00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,409 This is worthless. 421 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,378 It's less then worthless, my boy. 422 00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:31,380 Trembley away! 423 00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:36,818 Where do you think he's going? 424 00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:39,388 I'm gonna say... Off a cliff. 425 00:20:39,422 --> 00:20:42,391 And then Soos came by and talked to me for like an hour. 426 00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:43,792 You've been through so much. 427 00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:47,596 It works! 428 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:50,832 So what's with the top hat? I am a congressman. 429 00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:53,835 Pardon me? You are officially pardoned. 430 00:20:55,705 --> 00:20:59,408 Oy! You a never gonna make sense, are you, kid? 431 00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:00,842 No, I'm not, Grunkle Stan. 432 00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:02,744 No, I'm not. 433 00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:05,480 Mabel away! 434 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,649 I'm okay! 435 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,386 Esteemed gentlemen supreme court, States 436 00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:13,655 I implore you to rethink your decision! 437 00:21:16,826 --> 00:21:19,694 Very well. But who would you have replace me? 438 00:21:19,729 --> 00:21:21,329 Mama. 439 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,464 That old crone?! 440 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,699 Ba ba ba... 441 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:27,569 Chief justice num-num, you're spitting up on yourself! 442 00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:30,439 Now... ohh! Oh, come on! 443 00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:32,441 This is a courtroom! I... 444 00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:33,742 this... this is a... 445 00:21:33,776 --> 00:21:36,411 this is a dark day for America. 446 00:21:36,436 --> 00:21:38,552 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. Support Us and Donate.